Polar Watch Repair July 25, 2006
Posted by jojoe in Personal.trackback
My Polar watch has been dead now for some time. And I miss it. Nothing pleases me more than seeing my average heart rate after a workout. So I am finally getting around to sending it in for repair. I am hoping it is as simple as getting a new battery. Don’t ask me why you have to send this watch in to get a new battery. Anyway, here’s the text of my letter to Polar. I figured I might as well have a little fun.
“I have enclosed my Polar watch and request that you bring it back to life. I hope it is as simple as replacing the battery. Please contact me using my email address (xxxxx@yahoo.com) with your diagnosis and cost so that we can get this bad boy back on my wrist in working condition.”
NOTHING pleases you more, huh?
The letter is funnier when you see it printed on paper with all the proper headings and stuff… In all “seriousness”
It is funnier when it is in “hard copy”, and for the thousandth time, I was speaking euphemistically.